{"id":1982,"date":"2014-03-26T06:06:07","date_gmt":"2014-03-26T06:06:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/demo.mythemeshop.com\/magxp\/?p=6"},"modified":"2014-03-26T06:06:07","modified_gmt":"2014-03-26T06:06:07","slug":"crocodile-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/diablommo.com\/?p=1982","title":{"rendered":"Crocodile"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. Finding a needle in a haystack isn&#8217;t hard when every straw is computerized. I&#8217;m partial to air conditioning. Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be. Makes me a \u2026 scientist.<\/p>\n<h2>Finding Freebo<\/h2>\n<p>I&#8217;m not the monster he wants me to be. So I&#8217;m neither man nor beast. I&#8217;m something new entirely. With my own set of rules. I&#8217;m Dexter. Boo. This man is a knight in shining armor. You all right, Dexter?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Tell him time is of the essence.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m really more an apartment person.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Road Kill<\/h3>\n<p>I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask \u2026 not just me. Finding a needle in a haystack isn&#8217;t hard when every straw is computerized. I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask \u2026 not just me.<\/p>\n<h4>An Inconvenient Lie<\/h4>\n<p>Tell him time is of the essence. Cops, another community I&#8217;m not part of. Watching ice melt. This is fun. Watching ice melt. This is fun.<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>This man is a knight in shining armor.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m doing mental jumping jacks.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve lived in darkness a long time. Over the years my eyes adjusted until the dark became my world and I could see.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<h5>Do You Take Morgan?<\/h5>\n<p>You all right, Dexter? God created pudding, and then he rested. I&#8217;ve lived in darkness a long time. Over the years my eyes adjusted until the dark became my world and I could see. Under normal circumstances, I&#8217;d take that as a compliment. Makes me a \u2026 scientist.<\/p>\n<h6>Dex, Lies, and Videotape<\/h6>\n<p>You all right, Dexter? Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. I have a dark side, too. I have a dark side, too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. Finding a needle in a haystack isn&#8217;t hard when every straw is computerized. I&#8217;m partial to air conditioning. Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be. Makes me a \u2026 scientist. Finding Freebo I&#8217;m not the monster he wants me to be. So I&#8217;m neither man nor <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1962,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[18],"class_list":["post-1982","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-article","tag-marketing","has_thumb"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/diablommo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1982","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/diablommo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/diablommo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diablommo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diablommo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1982"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/diablommo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1982\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diablommo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/diablommo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1982"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diablommo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1982"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diablommo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1982"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}