{"id":2051,"date":"2014-03-26T06:18:45","date_gmt":"2014-03-26T06:18:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/demo.mythemeshop.com\/magxp\/?p=23"},"modified":"2014-03-26T06:18:45","modified_gmt":"2014-03-26T06:18:45","slug":"leela","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/diablommo.com\/?p=2051","title":{"rendered":"Sunnis targeted in wave of violence across Iraq"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away! Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn&#8217;t I break his legs? Tell them I hate them. Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn&#8217;t rock.<\/p>\n<h2>The Honking<\/h2>\n<p>Hey, guess what you&#8217;re accessories to. I love this planet! I&#8217;ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. Actually, that&#8217;s still true. Good man. Nixon&#8217;s pro-war and pro-family. Meh. Yeah, lots of people did.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets!<\/li>\n<li>Bender, this is Fry&#8217;s decision\u2026 and he made it wrong. So it&#8217;s time for us to interfere in his life.<\/li>\n<li>WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT!<\/li>\n<li>Hello Morbo, how&#8217;s the family?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>A Big Piece of Garbage<\/h3>\n<p>Who said that? SURE you can die! You want to die?! Man, I&#8217;m sore all over. I feel like I just went ten rounds with mighty Thor. Robot 1-X, save my friends! And Zoidberg! Well I&#8217;da done better, but it&#8217;s plum hard pleading a case while awaiting trial for that there incompetence.<\/p>\n<h4>The Why of Fry<\/h4>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure those windmills will keep them cool. I was all of history&#8217;s great robot actors &#8211; Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny! I saw you with those two &#8220;ladies of the evening&#8221; at Elzars. Explain that. I don&#8217;t &#8216;need&#8217; to drink. I can quit anytime I want!<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>THE BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN! I AM THE GREETEST! NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH, FOR NO RAISEN!<\/li>\n<li>I can explain. It&#8217;s very valuable.<\/li>\n<li>Eeeee! Now say &#8220;nuclear wessels&#8221;!<\/li>\n<li>Oh God, what have I done?<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<h5>Parasites Lost<\/h5>\n<p>You wouldn&#8217;t. Ask anyway! You wouldn&#8217;t. Ask anyway! I suppose I could part with &#8216;one&#8217; and still be feared\u2026<\/p>\n<h6>Anthology of Interest II<\/h6>\n<p>With gusto. Our love isn&#8217;t any different from yours, except it&#8217;s hotter, because I&#8217;m involved. Please, Don-Bot\u2026 look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file! THE BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN! I AM THE GREETEST! NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH, FOR NO RAISEN! Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I&#8217;m going to come back there and change your opinions manually! Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away! Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn&#8217;t I break his legs? Tell them I hate them. Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn&#8217;t rock. The Honking Hey, guess what you&#8217;re accessories to. I love this planet! I&#8217;ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. Actually, that&#8217;s still true. Good man. Nixon&#8217;s pro-war and pro-family. Meh. Yeah, lots of people did. Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets! Bender, this <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[13,18],"class_list":["post-2051","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","tag-advertising","tag-marketing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/diablommo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2051","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/diablommo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/diablommo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diablommo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diablommo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2051"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/diablommo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2051\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/diablommo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2051"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diablommo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2051"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diablommo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2051"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}